I have recently discussed my post of women I’d give up hot sauce and/or murder for with my bestest friend and have been made aware of a factor I did not consider earlier: disease. Horrible, horrible, wasting disease. Gross disease. To paraphrase: “You don’t know where that’s been” disease. As such I must revise my earlier list of women in the aforementioned post.

Sorry Angelina. We’ll always have… um… that post I guess.

My sincerest apologies to my bestest friend for my hasty judgments.