LATE EDIT: So I apparently forgot to hit the publish button on this entry and I’m seeing it now, on 6/17. Oops!

So its officially the 30th and I don’t have an entry for the 29th. I was doing so well, too! I guess I can count this as the 29th’s entry. I haven’t gone to sleep yet so its still Saturday night for me. So there you go, a daily update for you.

Now why might a daily update matter, you say. What’s the point? Well, a quick glance at the archives shows you how absurdly lax I am with updating the site. Look at the last time there were this many entries in a monument, let alone this many continuous entries. I’ve decided that I’m going to try to write a little each day so that I can get into the habit of not being so goddamn lazy. So far so good!

Dam, I’m falling asleep at the wheel here. Gonna check on a link and then go to bed. Wow, I literally almost dozed off there and just now when I tried to write another it, it came out as gibberish. I’m so tired my body is trying to force me asleep. Treachery is afoot!

And now some advice: the Baconator is NOT a good late night meal. Trust me when I say that you WILL find yourself in the bathroom. A lot. When it first came out, I tried it then and it was OK, but I must be getting old or something because now I can’t do it. The grease is just so… gross. And oh man it goes right through you. I’ve spent most of the last hour recovering. Oh god i can see forever. I might even go to sleep soon.

I get the feeling this is all probably incoherent and that this will probably be pretty funny to read tomorrow like that drunk post from a couple of years ago.